Wisdom from my favorite guru.

Just some collected bits of wisdom from Feisty Pants over the years.  I thought perhaps I would list some so that we can all benefit from the little quirky Zen master.

                -English boys are cute because they're English.

               - If you meet Bigfoot and he smells, don't tell him because it might hurt his feelings and then he will go away.

               - Hug your Goo when he smells good.  (Goo is her word for daddy)

               -Art is IMPORTANT. (this is ALWAYS said while stomping foot for emphasis)

               -It's not Sleepy Hollow, it's Spooky Hollow cause there ain't nothing "sleepy" about it.

               -Everything should smell like fall. Unless it's Christmas, then it should smell like Grandma's.

               -Don't wash off glitter, that wastes it.

               -Dogs are nicer people than people.

               -Don't mess with Derr Who(dr. who)- he has a SCREWDRIVER.

               -Football players run better with nice hair.            

                     -Maybe all the grumpy people DO need to eat a snickers.

               -Spooky things are awesome because you can cuddle on the couch when its spooky and then  it's all cozy.

               -Skulls are awesome cause they are spooky and friendly.  (when asked how- she pointed and      said, "See? They smile")

                -Sometimes you do have go to bed and think about stuff.

                -Fish are kind.

                -EVERYTHING tastes better with chocolate chips on top.

                -If you meet a ghost say "hi".  Then run.

               - If you're not going anywhere then you don't have to wear pants.  Unless it's cold, then wear pj pants.

                -You can't be sad when a fat puppy wiggles.

                -If you are really sad, you gotta sing the worm song.

               

So there you have it.  The great secrets of life from a ten year old.  You're welcome.