A Day in the Life

        Typical summer's day in Feisty Pants Land.  FP goes to school year round. So tonight's a school night.  Feisty Pants is watching Karate Kid because cute boys, duh.

She sees a commercial for the next movie (on immediately after), The Amazing Spiderman 2.

Feisty Pants: SPIDERMAN!!!

Goo:  Well, it's shower night so you have to take a shower.  Do you want to take it now before Spiderman comes on?

FP: NO

Goo:  Well then, do you want finish this movie then take your shower and miss the beginning of Spiderman?

FP: NO

Goo:Well. Sweetie, pick one. Either way is ok, but you have to pick one.

FP: NO. Watch Both.

Goo: Sweetie, you have to take a shower tonight before 8 (She gets fed at 8 which involves being hooked to a machine.)

FP: Karate!

Goo: Ok, then we will go after Karate Kid.

FP: NO!!!!! SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!!!

Goo: (in best patient dad tone) You gotta pick one or the other.

FP: NO! BOTH! (emphasized with kick)

Goo:  I don't know what to tell you sweetie.

FP: NO! BOTH! wash hair morning.

Goo (thinking he's calling in reinforcements):  Well, you would have to ask your mom. I don't know....

FP: MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM.  SPIDERMAN!!!!!!

Me (because eff it, it is summer...): I suppose it would be ok.

FP: (Big smile to her father ) WIN!

Goo: You don't win this.  How do you win this?

FP: SPIDERMAN!!!  and funny.

Goo: How is this funny?!?

FP:I WIN.